Lazy afternoons in the morning

Up too early makes it seem like afternoon alredy, even though it is only 10:45. I should be studying for a huge Pathology exam I have on monday, but instead here is a knee slappper:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
to stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
to stamp out burning ducks.
-found that hum-dinger this morning
well....I was going to list the Jake Rules but I have been having technical difficulties, so bear with me, they will be up soon. The world awaits, and I must start my day.